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Gatchaman Fiction Archive :: Green
Penname: Green [Contact] Real name: Green
Member Since: 11/07/2009
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Bio:
Australian. Female. Condor.
What else do you really need to know? ;)
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Stories by Green [10] Reviews by Green [80] Series by Green [1] Challenges by Green [0] Fanart by Green Favorite Stories [12] Favorite Series [0] Green's Favorites [15]
 
Reviews by Green
Summary: The infamous Fred does his work on the team
Parent Series: None
Categories: Gatchaman
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Nose-Cola Warning, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Challenges: None
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 01/15/2010 Title: Encounters

This is the funniest series EVER. I'm still laughing my butt off. It's just not HEALTHY!

Summary:

There is a reason why Santa doesn't show up on Zark's surveillance systems at Christmas time.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: The Supernaturals, Christmas-themed fics
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 583 - Read Count: 1743 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/14/2007
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Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Naughty List

I love this - it makes me chuckle every time I read it!

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. Thank you for taking the time to review.

Summary: 1-Rover-1 decides to play a game with 7-Zark-7
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: None
Universe: None
Word count: 1650 - Read Count: 1470 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/15/2007 - Published: 05/15/2007
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Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*snort* This is funny as! Gotta tell you - I don't blame the dog!

Summary:

This fic was written for my good friend, Springie. PWP, for Ken and Jun 'shippers only!

Excerpt

“My friend, Melissa, gave me her ticket for the ship.” Jun explained, turning that brilliant smile toward the Eagle. “She didn’t want to use it, and I wasn’t having the best time on the beach. She thought the change of scenery might do me good.”

“Why weren’t you having a good time?” Ken asked.

“I missed you.” Jun said simply.

She held her breath. How could she have been so forward? But something inside told her that it was now or never. There were no excuses between them anymore. Galactor wasn’t a threat, and there were no demands at the Snack, or with Ken’s air delivery business, to distract them.

If Ken wasn’t interested in her now, when would he ever be? This was her one chance to snag the Eagle, and the Swan was determined to catch her prey.

 


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 2 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Plot-What-Plot, Romance
Story Warnings: Erotica, Mature Content, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 5921 - Read Count: 633 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/16/2007 - Published: 05/15/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/31/2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Whoa, TJ! Nicely done and I'm sure Springie LOVED it ;) Such sweetness and a conspiring Uncle Kozaboru made for a truly enthralling fic.

Damn, you and Maddy *are* making me into a romantic, I think I need to go blow something up...

Author's Response:

LOL... feel free to blow something up and have it be romantic! I think I've even written that scene before... ;-)

And yes, I believe Springie did like it. I also liked the PWP she wrote for me.  

Summary: Santa Claus has had enough of being pushed around by Galaxy Security.

Warning: supernatural themes.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: The Supernaturals, Christmas-themed fics
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1532 - Read Count: 1844 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/16/2007 - Published: 05/16/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*snort* A great follow up to the first one!

Author's Response: Thank you for your review. Glad you enjoyed it. :)

Summary: The team celebrate Christmas.
Okay everyone, this is my first fanfic post to the list...sorry if its
really crap :-) I have to thank Jane Lebak for her words of wisdom and for letting me 'borrow' some of her characters and her settings - I really couldn't have done this without her! So here it is.......
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: General
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 7027 - Read Count: 2152 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Always Five

Oh wow... such a bittersweet story! I love the relationships you have brought to life, this is really a stunning piece of work - well done!

Summary: Ken and Joe overhear a group of Galactors discussing the KNT and saying things neither of them would have ever expected. :)
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Goon, Joe Asakura, Ken Washio
Genre: Drama, General, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Sexual Dialogue, Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1523 - Read Count: 437 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 12/02/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Always Five

I love this fic! After reading it for the fourth time I'm still laughing. Great job!

Summary: A recently dead person gets the ultime punishment, and the ultimate reward, as well as the greatest of second chances to make things right. Crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Kentaro/Red Impulse, Original Character, Other Crossover Character
Genre: Drama, General, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language
Timeframe: Sequel, Time Travel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1677 - Read Count: 1831 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/14/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, I love the twist! What a great idea - well done.

Summary:

The team celebrates Christmas.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Drama
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1277 - Read Count: 2154 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/22/2007 - Published: 05/22/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: All I Want For Christmas

I love how the deep friendship between Princess and Jason just flows through this. You did a great job of bringing it alive!

Author's Response:

Thanks!.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

- Secret Santa by Pintail - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Table of Contents
Summary: Chirstmas Fic : The holidays mean different things to different people. Can the team get over those differences in time to enjoy Christmas together? [WARNING : Sappiness ahead]
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Christmas-themed fics
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: General
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 4429 - Read Count: 2040 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/26/2007 - Published: 05/23/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/09/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

From some one who spent a lot of time away from their family -

This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing it.

Summary: Spelling, canon, and a reference to bakers and jugglers based on a very good essay by Dei about why people write fanfic in the first place. Iron Chef Silly.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Parody of Posts
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1874 - Read Count: 1332 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/23/2007 - Published: 05/23/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 11/21/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I've never been on mailing lists so i have no idea of what set your mind to these parodies, but I thank you for them.  I have laughed so hard that I think I've woken the neighbours!

Summary: Ken looks back at Red Impulse's life and impact on himself.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Father And Son
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Ken Washio
Genre: Angst, Character Study
Story Warnings: Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 1589 - Read Count: 2337 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/27/2007 - Published: 05/27/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow - this is amazing work. You capture Ken so well I imagine this is exactly what he was thinking!

Summary: Berg Katse finally finds a use for those little rat dogs with the bug out eyes. Use them to take over the world!
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 3889 - Read Count: 2014 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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Date: 12/31/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Operation: Mad Dog

I love this fic. When I need a good laugh I come back to it, time and time again. "target practice" yep, kills me every time....

Summary: It's Christmas. While Dr. Rafael attempts to complete the cyborg process on Condor Joe, he and the team cope with their Christmas apart.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Christmas-themed fics, my favorite stories you guys aren't reading
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura
Genre: Angst, Character Study
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Canon
Word count: 1707 - Read Count: 1759 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/08/2007 - Published: 06/08/2007
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Date: 03/27/2010 Title: Chapter 1: I'll Be Home For Christmas

Wow. I'm left with tears in my eyes and a smile on my lips - beautiful, just so beautiful!

Summary: The war has been over for ten months and Jinpei is about to celebrate his tenth birthday, a birthday in which two very special promises were made to him. Promises those who care for him are determined to see are kept.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters:
Genre: Action/Adventure
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 3450 - Read Count: 2082 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Birthday Wishes and Broken Promises

This is one of my favourites because of the amazing job you did of describing Jinpei's grief. The ending is so bitter sweet and totally believable as we all know the Condor keeps his promises.

Summary: Joe and Ken receive a special assignment that will tax their skills to the limit.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Ken Washio
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 10771 - Read Count: 3215 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 01/14/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Josoushumisha Ninja Tai Gatchaman

Oh. WOW. I actually had more than one nose-cola moment reading this - not sure if my monitor will ever be the same...

Summary: Ken and Joe have to get to Nambu's birthday party. That is, if they can get out of Joe's apparently haunted trailer.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2125 - Read Count: 2120 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 01/03/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Things That Go Bump in the Night

This is hilarious, but I'm glad it's not my mind that came up with it. Um, how much alcohol was harmed in the making of it, anyway? ;)

- AAIIEE!! by Lori McDonald - Rated: 18+ - - [Reviews - 2]
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Summary: Jun's baby is on the way, whether anyone is ready for it or not.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: AAIIEE!! Jun, Joe and Candi Wigglebutt
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 2888 - Read Count: 2612 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: AAIIEE!!

I have no idea how many times I've read this and I'm still laughing myself stupid!

Summary: It's Valentine's Day. While Jun shoots hostile glares at Ken, Ken dispenses romantic advice to Joe on the return of a mysterious ex-lover who might know about the team.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Valentine's Day Stories
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Canon
Word count: 738 - Read Count: 2179 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/10/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: -

Oh dang! I want to hear what Jun has to say! I laughed my self silly at this, Ryu bolting at the end, I can just see it!

Summary: Zoltar is having issues. This story is dedicated to users of anti-virus software everywhere.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: BotP: The Lost Episodes
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Original Character, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 806 - Read Count: 2094 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/13/2007 - Published: 06/13/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Anti-Virus Software Attack

Oh, I know this all too well! Too funny to see that Zoltar is not immune!

Author's Response: Nobody is immune from the Anti Virus Software Attack. Thanks for reviewing.

Summary: Tired of always losing to the Kagaku Ninja tai, Berg Katse tries an opponent whose easier to beat.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Berg Katse, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 3304 - Read Count: 3260 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/13/2007 - Published: 06/13/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Cheaters Always Win

OMG!!! ROFLMAO! Can't feel sorry for the tin can, just can't do it!

Author's Response: Uhm when you looked at this was the whole story there?  Cause I checked it today and a large chunk was missing.  I've now updated it to have thwe whole thing.  Eek!  (Written long ago so probably has all kind of errors. :P)

- Prom Night by TransmuteJun - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary:

Who is taking Princess to the Prom? And will Zoltar crash the party?

Excerpt

"What else have you learned?" asked the Great Spirit.

"The most important piece of information we have ever discovered about G-Force." bragged Mala.

"And what is that?" sighed Zoltar.

"They wear t-shirts."

"T-shirts?" cried Zoltar sarcastically. "You mean, they're teenagers in t-shirts? Oh, that really narrows it down for us!"

"Apparently, these t-shirts have numbers on them." added Mala, rather crossly. She was quite miffed that her brother wasn't taking this entire discussion seriously. No wonder Spectra had suffered one humiliating defeat after another, under his leadership!

"Numbers." repeated Zoltar. "Is that all you've got?"

 


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 21 - Table of Contents
Characters: Colonel Cronus, Jason, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Romance
Story Warnings: Erotica, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 30553 - Read Count: 2787 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/11/2007 - Published: 08/10/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/31/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Whoo-hoo! I finally got around to reading this one, TJ! Loved it, made me laugh until I choked. So much silliness woven through the deeper love story to keep this fan happy ;)

Author's Response: Well, actually, the smut was a last minute brainstorm I had one morning.... on ff.net I posted it as an 'optiona;' part of the story. I started this fic while on vacation with Springie, and she just gave me all of these silly ideas... *grin*

Summary: Ever watch a show you liked when you were a kid after you've grown up and then you caught all the innuendo that went over your head when you were 8? This story was inspired by such a thing. Contains a lot of innuendo.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Jason, Princess
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Nose-Cola Warning, Sexual Dialogue
Timeframe: None
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1783 - Read Count: 4513 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/11/2007 - Published: 08/10/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/07/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Too Hot for Zark!

OMG, that's hilarious! 

- Inhibitions by TransmuteJun - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Table of Contents
Summary:

When the Condor is administered a Galactor drug, the consequences are unexpected.

Excerpt

“Don’t move.” ordered the Swan, as she aimed her sonic gun at Gel Sadra’s position.

But the Galactor Leader was too well-practiced at escape to surrender. Snarling, she flipped her billowing cape around herself, using the distraction to open a hidden panel in the wall. Gel Sadra felt a blast from the Swan’s weapon scorch her leg as she ran, but was able to close the opening behind her, preventing her enemy’s pursuit.


Jun was frustrated by Gel Sadra’s escape, but her primary concern was Joe.

“Are you all right?” she asked, as her teammate thrashed on the table in front of her.

His eyelids snapped open and he stared disbelievingly into her face.

“Jun…” he whispered, grabbing her shoulders tightly. “You’re real…”


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 26 - Table of Contents
Characters: Gel Sadra, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Drug References, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 50330 - Read Count: 9460 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/17/2007 - Published: 09/16/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/27/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, boy... I... um... well... phew... DANG, GIRL! *swooooon*

Perhaps I should return and leave you a proper review when I get my breath back....

Author's Response: LOL! Now you know where I got my 'reputation'.... ;-)

Summary: Sequel to Grief. Jun remembers her fallen friend during the holidays.

Excerpt:

We had left him there, on that cold Himalayan plain; left him alone, to die without the rest of us, even though I had always promised myself that I would never abandon him if he needed me.

He had needed me.

I had let him down.

Of all of the times to listen to Ken, instead of to my heart, I had chosen the worst one possible.

Maybe, if I had stayed with him…

I had been down this road before. Maybe… what if… could have been… I just didn’t know what would have happened had I stayed with Joe. We had never found his body. Perhaps he had been buried in some deep chasm created by the earthquakes. And I would be dead too…


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Christmas-themed fics, Joy to the World
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Tragedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 7170 - Read Count: 7273 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/03/2007 - Published: 12/03/2007
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Reviewer: Green Signed
Date: 03/27/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Damn. I'm actually wiping tears away. They started when I got to the part with the presents... What a sweet, wonderful idea - perfect for those left behind!

Author's Response: I'm glad you thought so! And since the SNT don't have very many possessions to begin with, it becomes more meaningful.