Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews by UnpublishedWriter
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Summary: Just to put them in Sandy Frank order.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Colonel Cronus, Devil Star/Galaxy Girl, Don Wade, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 41
Series Type: Closed

Summary: I'm joining the reviewers. These will be listed in the Sandy Frank production order. As time goes on, I should reach nose-cola production. Right now, it's just snark and eye-rolls.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Colonel Cronus, Devil Star/Galaxy Girl, Don Wade, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Canon
Word count: 181 - Read Count: 3335 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009
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Summary: The very first episode of Battle of the Planets.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2619 - Read Count: 3480 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009
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Summary: The second episode in the Sandy Frank production order of the series. A crayfish is a squid. We have Zark. Use of the words 'hentai' and 'yaoi', and that's it.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4050 - Read Count: 2983 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009
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Summary: Third episode of 'Battle of the Planets.' G-Force has doubles. And Zark.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Crude Humor
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3534 - Read Count: 3830 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/01/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009
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Summary: Either Zoltar really wants a pony, or Spectra's up to its old tricks again.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mature Content, Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3283 - Read Count: 3045 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/01/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009
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Summary: In which a prawn is a preying mantis.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4505 - Read Count: 2671 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/09/2009 - Published: 12/08/2009
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Summary: A four-faced giant steals a weapon. G-Force tracks it down.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3280 - Read Count: 3817 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/12/2010 - Published: 01/11/2010
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Summary: Past Featured StoryA giant, eye-covered blob menaces Riga.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2686 - Read Count: 2472 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/12/2010 - Published: 01/11/2010
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Summary: Zoltar hires an aging gunslinger to take out G-Force. He almost succeeds.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2965 - Read Count: 2402 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/14/2010 - Published: 01/13/2010
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Summary: The Luminous One sends Zoltar to Earth with another 'unbeatable' weapon.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2247 - Read Count: 2667 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/14/2010 - Published: 01/13/2010
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Summary: Zoltar succeeds in destroying the Phoenix. Like it's namesake, it's reborn.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2913 - Read Count: 3246 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/14/2010 - Published: 01/13/2010
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Summary: The first appearance of Zark's 'Birdstyle', sweater, ready room, and 10-second oil break. Oh, and Zoltar kidnaps a rock band to use as a weapon.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3453 - Read Count: 2058 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/27/2010 - Published: 01/24/2010
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Summary: Susan makes her breathy debut. Bad puns and interesting innuendo will compete with Zoltar for viewers' attention. And don't forget Rover.

Today's evil scheme: Poison the oceans.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3426 - Read Count: 3251 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/07/2010 - Published: 02/01/2010
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Summary: A giant, lava-covered mecha threatens a settled asteroid. G-Force deals with it.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2961 - Read Count: 2698 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/07/2010 - Published: 02/03/2010
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Summary: Jason's driving in a race. Spectra tries to kill him.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2517 - Read Count: 2707 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/13/2010 - Published: 02/09/2010
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Summary: Spectra schemes to kill all the whales on Earth.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3358 - Read Count: 3023 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/13/2010 - Published: 02/09/2010
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Summary: Spectra steals an entire space capsule, just for the data inside. G-Force must retrieve the information and the crew.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2752 - Read Count: 2081 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/13/2010 - Published: 02/11/2010
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Summary: Zark plays with a sonic boomerang. Spectra robs a bank.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2835 - Read Count: 2518 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/19/2010 - Published: 02/18/2010
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Summary: A mecha that looks like the world's largest Vegas performer is on the loose.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2771 - Read Count: 3005 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/19/2010 - Published: 02/18/2010
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Summary: Zoltar's second appearance in disguise. He attempts to lure Mark and G-Force into a trap.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3869 - Read Count: 3154 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/23/2010 - Published: 02/22/2010
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Summary: Zoltar is on the run, on a planet Spectra invaded.

First appearance of the 'chocolate turtle planet.'
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2330 - Read Count: 2099 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/23/2010 - Published: 02/22/2010
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Summary: Spectra attacks a nearby world. G-Force interferes.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2516 - Read Count: 2124 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/14/2010 - Published: 03/14/2010
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Summary: A preying mantis is a grasshopper. And Zark's still abusing the sonic boomerang.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2815 - Read Count: 1950 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/29/2010 - Published: 03/23/2010
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Summary: Spectra steals a spaceship intended for Riga, and Mark acts stupid.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Colonel Cronus, Goon, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3649 - Read Count: 2087 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/03/2010 - Published: 04/03/2010
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Summary: Zark flaps his cape for the first time. Princess loses her shoe. Zoltar almost learns her secret identity.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4212 - Read Count: 3649 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/06/2010 - Published: 04/06/2010
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