Story Warnings: Crude Humor
Other Results: 15 Series
Stories
Summary:

What is Keyop really thinking, behind all of his burbles?

Excerpt

“Don’t worry, Keyop.” he said, ruffling my hair, “You’ll fit right in. You’ll see.”

I offered a woeful smile. My father, while a brilliant, and well-intentioned, man, really didn’t know me very well. He wasn’t my real father. I wasn’t even sure who my real father was. I was conceived in a Petri dish, in my father’s laboratory: some kind of experiment to create a ‘genetically perfect’ human.

What they got was far from perfect. But my father didn’t realize that. He had things to do, jobs to perform, and demands on his time because of his position as Chief of Galaxy Security for the Federation of Planets.

Even though I hadn’t seen him much, I loved my father. But he had no idea who I really was. He thought I was some kind of sweet, innocent boy, who looked at life through rose-colored glasses.

He couldn’t have been further from the truth.

 


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 16 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Strong Language
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Canon
Word count: 20077 - Read Count: 19921 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/14/2007 - Published: 05/14/2007
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Summary: A virus has been released into the Galactors' computers and Kai and Katze have to get the antidote. One woman and a mutant versus the ISO? The Science Ninjas haven't got a chance.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Berg Katze, Kai and the Condor, Christmas-themed fics
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Sexual Dialogue, Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 4553 - Read Count: 2335 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/28/2007 - Published: 05/28/2007
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Summary: Eagle Riders valentine silliness - only half written, unfortunately. When I manage to organise myself to intensively watch lots more Eagle Riders, I will probably finish it.
Categories: Eagle Riders
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Cybercon, Harley Harris, Joe Thax, Kelly Jennar, Mallanox, Mickey Dugan, Ollie Keeawani, Ultra Eagle
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Slash
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Dialogue
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 5602 - Read Count: 2163 - Completed: No
Updated: 02/14/2008 - Published: 02/14/2008
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Summary: Two men sit, and wait. Waiting for the white winged man who can deliver them.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Ken Washio
Genre: Character Study, General
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Death, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 6767 - Read Count: 1932 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/23/2007 - Published: 05/23/2007
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- Wild Roses by Green - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
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Summary: A night watching a band at the Snack J turns into an education for one of our heroes.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Wild Roses
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Dialogue, Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 10318 - Read Count: 283 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
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- Wild Roses 2 by Green - Rated: 18+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
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Summary: Joe writes his response to *that* e-mail - with a little help...
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Wild Roses
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 10413 - Read Count: 1926 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/13/2010 - Published: 02/10/2010
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Summary: Just a bit of random silliness involving Zoltar and the gang on the Evil Planet Spectra. Originally posted on the BotP ML. Any resemblance to Monty Python is... well... um... Look, I reckon I can get away with it on the grounds of satire and parody, okay?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 3 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1531 - Read Count: 3746 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/11/2009 - Published: 01/11/2009
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